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I'm watching the Tabatha's Salon Takeover marathon on Bravo and some this salon owner has a big fleshy dildo with balls he calls "the bitch tamer" at this station. He tells "rude" customers to go into the bathroom, use "the bitch tamer" and come out with a better attitude. What. The. Fuck.

I don't know if it's the pregnancy or what but my gag reflex is on a hair trigger. For example, I've made myself throw up several times by brushing my tongue a little too far back and sometimes I will be eating something I like (this morning it was cottage cheese) and the taste will get really overwhelming to point…

I just dropped $200 on maternity clothing this morning. I got lots of stuff and saved a ton of money so I feel good about that. I'm at the awkward stage where my clothing isn't fitting but I'm way too small for actual maternity clothing (~15 weeks). Anyone have any suggestions for what to do for the between times? I…

Does anybody else have extreme guilt issues when it comes to calling into work for illness? I've been dealing with increasingly rough morning sickness and at 13 weeks it seems to be ramping up. I've woken up to puke the last 3 nights in a row. I just feel exhausted and miserable, not to mention the sore abs from…

My anxiety is through the roof right now. I missed a call from my OB’s office with my first trimester screen results so I called back an hour later and had to leave a message for them to call me back again. The longer they’re making me wait the more freaked out I’m getting. I’m staring at my phone right now willing…

Ugh. I'm really sick of starting my mornings off with throwing up stomach bile. It leaves a disgusting taste in the back of my mouth that even the most rigorous tooth brushing can't get to go away. This time it's my fault. I slept in later than I'm used to and didn't eat first thing. I was in the middle of getting a…

So we heard the heartbeat on Monday. I didn't think I'd get as emotional as I did. I spent all weekend convincing myself they wouldn't be able to find it since I'm only 10 weeks and that would send me into a huge emotional panic. My doctor searched for a minute and picked it up right away. It reminded me of galloping…

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So a group of my friends decided that in 2014 we're going to all travel somewhere outside the US together! I'm already ridiculously excited about it. We'd like to do an all inclusive type thing and we're from Wisconsin so we want to go somewhere warm and tropical while it's shitty and wintery back home. I think it'd…

Good morning Jezzies! I'm in a great mood today! Things went well announcing my pregnancy to my boss and I got to sleep in this morning. I'm also wearing my houndstooth stockings so I feel ready to take on the world today. What are your pieces of clothing that make you feel invincible?

I'm so nervous! I'm going to tell my boss I'm pregnant today. I wanted to hold off until we hear the heartbeat but I've been more and more nauseous lately so I don't want to make up excuses as to what's going on. Anyone have any advice? I know I should be confident and positive. Oh and she works in a different office…

Fuck. So my father in law's cancer might be back already. The doctor's told him in October he was in remission and that it was a "miracle" because the type of cancer he has normally doesn't go into remission. He's been seeing his doctor monthly so they've been monitoring him and I'm confident they are catching it…